I am easy to love and easy to hate. Both lines are long. If you hate me, just don't come here. Guess who will suffer? Hint: Not me!

"I had the blues when I had no shoes, when on the street I saw a man who had no feet."

At breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution; the pig, makes a commitment.

A lesson from Braveheart. My favorite movie of all time.

Check it out. "We didn't get all dressed up for nothin."

Legendary wisdom from another life. Failure is not the opposite of success. Procrastinate Procrastinating. Success = One New Idea. No...

"The Tequila Dance," Circa 1997.

Come at me like a cobra. I come back like a mongoose. Post anything in our groups from G-XXX and nobody is going to jail.

A story that explains the difference between older couples and younger couples.

Lots of girls love seeing it. Many [girls] love "Pegging" guys. People are eating cream pies like it's lunch. It's the sign of the times.

Start your day with 2 glasses of water. It will hydrate and give your skin a healthy glow. Swingers love a healthy glow.

WTF? A compliment and an insult in the same sentence? Advice: How to talk to people over 40.

You can do, view and surf our whole website on your phone. There is lots more content when you surf partyatscouts.com on your desktop....

The magnificant 30 mile view. The work of Jeff, our new artisan Painter. And yes, we Fly the American Flag.

Charlie's self-styled secrets for beautiful, white teeth.

I've seen a thousand people naked and no matter how beautiful a person is, everybody's got something fucked up; something too big; too...

Bring a newbie . You get in free.

Mmmmmm..... Maybe someday, I will make a big, fat Italian dinner for my BLiFFs at Party at Scout's.

Who else likes to get hiiiiigh likea dick head? You can smoke, but you gotta do it privately. Feel me?

No pics here; no vids; just words. A picture is worth a thousand words. If you give ME a thousand words, I will paint you a picture. :-)